Random musings

1. Why do the Mario characters on Super Smash Brothers look like The Village People in training?

2. Why are Doritos's so dang addicting?

3. Why do I have to crave chocolate when my period is coming? Why can't I crave exercise or water?

4. Why does it feel like a school year lasts an eternity?

5. Why can't some people give up control of a NON-Profit organization? Especially after lamenting to any and all people that they're tired of it?

6. Why can't some people grow up?

7. Why isn't it legal to retire (shoot) people whose gene pools are too shallow to procreate?

8. Why can you not give up your monthlies once you are done having kids? I'd like to donate mine to a woman who can't have them.

9. Isn't it funny that it is ILLEGAL to talk on your cellphone while driving, yet I see police doing it all the time?

10. Why is racial profiling and legislated racism okay?

11. Why do people say the United States is the greatest country in the world, then COMPLAIN about some of the freedoms we DO have?